19 9 / 2014

so what are you up to today, working? whatever that means.

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19 9 / 2014

beyoncescock:

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

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19 9 / 2014

gugogif:

¡Día de lo opuesto!

19 9 / 2014

  • Yo: I lost my virginity at a party.
  • Yo: I lost a follower when I was sleeping.

19 9 / 2014

johnkatier:

dude god could come down from heaven with a million angels and tell me that gif is pronounced “jif” and i still wouldn’t fucking do it

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19 9 / 2014

egberts:

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*

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19 9 / 2014

123jaclyn321:

zurashisu:

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

thediamondthatlived:

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

what do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?

I don’t know. What?

a condescending con descending.

get out

That was beautiful

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19 9 / 2014

When you scroll 1000 years into the past on tumblr, then accidentally click on a link….asdfghjkl!!!

19 9 / 2014

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19 9 / 2014

coldaethyl:

charlie-in-a-beanie:

dutchnorkat:

skankmcmeow:

I see your shifting gaze, that disgusted glance. I know you’re questioning my parenting from across the elementary school assembly.

Let me tell you a little story about the kindergarten student with bright purple hair, my little Raven Marie…

A month before school started she decided to play hair stylist with the craft scissors, and to save what was left I had to opt for a pixie cut. She was absolutely devastated. It was about three hours before she stopped her harsh sobbing and hiccups.

Why?

She has thought that the length of a girls hair was what made her “girly”. I know I’ve personally had many hairstyles around her before, including a purple mohawk, which many people criticized as not being “girly” enough. Media, other children, other parents, and society made it worse. She would randomly burst in tears while out in public for the first week of her new style, screaming that she looked like a boy. That everyone would think she’s a boy.

At one point she took off her bow in her hair, threw it at a cashier and screamed, “I DON’T NEED THIS BOW TO TELL YOU THAT I’M NOT A BOY, BECAUSE I’M NOT”

Proudly stomping away in her blue jean overalls, head held high.

Once we edged closer to the first day of school she kept asking questions like, “Do you think the other kids will like me? Do you think they’ll be my friend? Will they think I’m a boy? Will they pick on me because I have boy hair?”

So I went to the grocery store, bought some dye, and spent the whole night transforming my bright blonde little girl into a plum punk rock fairy. I then assured her that if any of the kids didn’t like her, they were just jealous.

As for you, mothers and teachers with the wandering eyes filled with disgust and judgement, I’m in the business of raising a free spirit.

Here’s to you, Raven Marie. I love you.

SHE’S THE CUTEST OHMAHGOD CAN I HUG HER

I want that hair

LEt ‘em judge. They ain’t shit, so long as your child is HAPPY.

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19 9 / 2014

postllimit:

when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u

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19 9 / 2014

Confidence goals: Kanye West 

Attitude goals: Rihanna

Money goals: Beyonce

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19 9 / 2014

afro-dominicano:

susiethemoderator:

Can we honestly discuss this. Look at this beautiful accurate portrayal of an Ancient Kemit (Egyptian) Queen. She looks like an Ethereal Goddess.
Reasons why we need to cast Black People as Black People.

reasons for boycotting exodus 2k14

afro-dominicano:

susiethemoderator:

Can we honestly discuss this. Look at this beautiful accurate portrayal of an Ancient Kemit (Egyptian) Queen. She looks like an Ethereal Goddess.

Reasons why we need to cast Black People as Black People.

reasons for boycotting exodus 2k14

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19 9 / 2014

netflixz:

driving past your old elementary school likeimage

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19 9 / 2014

"Only after disaster can we be resurrected."

Film: Fight Club (via hqlines)

 

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