Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
When your crush calls you cute.
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Soo....gas is getting overpriced anddd...im poor...
i guess ill be walking or what not from now until gas prices go down :(
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